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Suicide Watch

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners?

Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself?

Does it spoil the fun?

I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose.

They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him.

Apparently, just to anger him.